Hypothetical AIM session

To delve into Daily Show quality humor, here is a hypothetical AIM session between Mark Foley, James Dobson, and Pat Robertson

Mef54: Hi boys, what r u wearing?

Jcd36: Still have my preachin' clothes on.

Mgr30: Me 2, just finished scammin' another million off old ladies in the name of Jesus!

Mef54: Halleluyah! How 'bout we celebrate at my place - the jacuzzi's getting steamy, and I've got a jar of Viagra waitin'! :)

Jcd36: Not tonight fellahs, I gotta pray some more for the wrath of god agains those activist judges

Mgr30: I may have to pass too - got an early morning breakfast date with some 700 club hotties tomorrow!

Mef54: Aw, come on, guys, don't leave me so stiff and horny like this!

Jcd36: How 'bout we walk you through some nasty jerk off talk?

Mgr30: Yeah - look, I just took off my trousers, and guess who popped up to say hello?

Mef54: Now you're taking. How long is Mr. Happy? :)

Mgr30: 7 1/2

Jcd36: inches? wow!

Mgr30: actually, centimeters, but who cares as long as Jesus is behind my thrusts

Mef54: Yeow! U just made me cum! :)

Jcd36: Praise Jesus! Now, I'm gonna purify myself with some prayer. I'll look for you boys in church Sunday!

Mgr30: Mr. Happy and I will be there. L8r!

Mef54: Bye, boys! Don't forget to introduce me to those nice choir boys at church next time! ;)